shoutout to the atlanta tsa agent who, after i got flagged and needed an arm pat down while trying to hustle to make a flight, said “it’s because you’ve been working out, machine thinks you’ve got guns.” best city
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Him and the 5 foot nothing lady are my favorites. Last time we were trying to get through there in a hurry there was like a 15-year-old boy in front of us who had tried to bring an enormous jar of creatine in his carry-on and the look they gave him should’ve brought the building down
I am summoned forward to the TSA counter with “come on up here baby” by an older woman (a different one) everytime I go through ATL. They truly hire perfect guardians for that chaos airport
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met him. i got the full experience of being shuffled around by a collection of lovely aunties and uncles basically
https://youtu.be/FYugtLkZIRY?feature=shared