Alright look, anyone that maketh fun of me in the *thlighest* gets dithadvantage on every roll next Friday, don't even tempt me. - ThreadSky

mairari.bsky.social • 7 days ago

Alright look, anyone that maketh fun of me in the *thlighest* gets dithadvantage on every roll next Friday, don't even tempt me.

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tyrexkyuris.bsky.social•7 days ago

I wouldn’t even conthider it

creamymistress.bsky.social•7 days ago

I think this is a fitting stature for somebody so used to being in control.

Now we just have to make sure all the fast food apps are installed in your phone and I don't think you'll be leaving the basement for a long while~

lunal.bsky.social•7 days ago

Then maybe the dungeon master should get a wardrobe that fits 😁 I'll make sure to bring extra snacks for game night, as tribute 😜

kitsovereign.bsky.social•6 days ago

Aww, this is a great look for you

mairari.bsky.social•6 days ago

Of course you'd say this, this is basically Kit TF

kitsovereign.bsky.social•6 days ago

Just wait until your paws triple in size

mairari.bsky.social•6 days ago

Perfect for stomping unruly players back into level 1 pancakes

rangepup.bsky.social•7 days ago

Pointing and laughing and pointing and laughing

mairari.bsky.social•7 days ago

From the next room probably, since there's no way that massive ass can squeeze through a doorframe anymore.

rangepup.bsky.social•7 days ago

I gets the point across, nerd~

saccharinesilk.bsky.social•7 days ago

after your fic on the matter, i still think a game gm'd by you would be EXTREMELY fun and silly >:3

ethelredhorse.bsky.social•7 days ago

C'mon, let's go to the games store and play some Magic. We can also look for some nerds to fatten up.

mairari.bsky.social•7 days ago

Alright, I guess playing some hard control til the other guy gets too annoyed and scoops will make me feel better

ethelredhorse.bsky.social•7 days ago

*grumbles incoherently about blue-control players*

onedigitfatter.bsky.social•7 days ago

Oh yeah? What's your dexterity modifier to saving throws against food being pushed into your mouth? Is it in the double digit negatives yet? :3c

mairari.bsky.social•7 days ago

Um just admit that you're jealous of my godly int stat, if I keep eating all the pizza rolls it's because of a willpower curse the noob paladin couldn't dispel and NOT my fault

onedigitfatter.bsky.social•7 days ago

It's for narrative!! The paladin can't cure a curse they're not aware of!! If I can't hear you talking around all the food in your mouth, that's just part of the campaign's story now!

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