What are the most dangerous kind of canoes? Volcanoes. I didn't make this up, but it has me questioning my pronunciation of everything. - ThreadSky

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dirklancer.bsky.social • 77 days ago

What are the most dangerous kind of canoes?

Volcanoes.

I didn't make this up, but it has me questioning my pronunciation of everything.

Wow. You don’t see too many jokes that only work when written out. Not sure what to do with this.

tacti.fail•76 days ago

Yeah I tried to make it work verbally and my wife just looked disappointed :[

woodward.ca•77 days ago

Hot Take™️

It’s pronounced “Eve writhing”

I was trying to keep this PG

Vulcan news.

It’s pronounced “eh-VREE-thing”

What do you call a cat who bought a house?

A hoMEOWner.

Potatoes on volcanoes but not in canoes

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Vol-canoes, vol-canoes, vol-canoes vol-canoes, na na

(to the tune of "Vindaloo" by Fat Les)

In other canoe news the volcanoes blew up and floated down the hill. Yep makes sense.

I have no problem with 'everything', it's 'one' that does my head in.

"One" borrows its initial "w" sound from "two," but I'm still not sure what Americans are doing with a "u" in "four."

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I work in SWE/special education. This has serious News2You joke vibes.

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