This article is NOT TRUE (LOL)! I heard it's actually trump following Musk around and not leaving him alone!! Musk is actually leading the show now, but as a foreigner can't be elected. He's paying trump to be is proxy.
Elmo seems like the type that would force a conversation through a closed door with someone pooping or while he himself is having a moment of movement.
The Onion is actually trying to buy InfoWars in attempt at rebranding. It is getting more and more difficult for The Onion to come up with absurdities that don’t turn out to be actually true.
I'm old enough to remember when an Onion headline was obvious satire. Now I've caught myself parsing the odd one as a news item. It's hard to tell now.
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A woman of few words, who doesn't even need to utter a sound. 👍🏼
Ps. I agree.
Now 18, Trump appoints 11 Year old that mowed White House lawn during his first term to Secretary of Agriculture.
Says he’s “excited to see how barley is made into beer”. 🤔