“People come up to me and say, ‘Sir, would you pee on me? It would be a great honor.’ Because no one has ever peed as much as me. I am the best pee-er. Everyone says so.” - ThreadSky

deaconpurple.bsky.social • 107 days ago

“People come up to me and say, ‘Sir, would you pee on me? It would be a great honor.’ Because no one has ever peed as much as me. I am the best pee-er. Everyone says so.”