It’s been over a year and the DnD party finally learned that the Paladin’s been carrying around a Shield of Missile Attraction.
They learned this when the Rhino made a spectacular crit shot against the Skull Lord. Who was standing next to the Paladin.
They learned this when the Rhino made a spectacular crit shot against the Skull Lord. Who was standing next to the Paladin.
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Mildly horrified, but impressed.
*Good* paladin.
Luna La'Neral's chain mail was enchanted so that nobody could ever hit it in combat.
The drawback was that everyone hit Luna herself, instead of the armor.
It'll also make things super awkward for the Skull Lord, which is really just a bonus all around.
"....YES!"
"Oh, well then. This just got awkward pretty quick..."
PALADIN: It was my mother’s?
PARTY: …
PALADIN: Okay, yes, she died when the trebuchet hit her, but her shield was intact!
and are you the unfortunate paladin?
So someday there can be the moment of:
Paladin flings the shield at the big bad.
Big Bad catches it and laughs. Did you think you were Captain America or something?
Then the grenades fly in…