A young priest, fresh out of seminary, was on his way home from the run-down church in his new parish when he met a mysterious stranger, who claimed to be the CEO of McDonalds and offered him £10 million to change the Lord's Prayer to "Give us this day our daily burger".
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The stranger pointed to the church, with its leaking roof and crumbling bell tower. "£10 million is a lot of money!"
The priest looked at the church, and back to the stranger. "Well, I suppose I could ask the Archbishop."
The Archbishop laid his hand gently on the young priest's shoulder. "Bless you, My child!" he cried. "It sounds a lot to your young ears. But have you any idea how much we're getting out of Allied Bakeries?"