Trying to teach my idiot son about the joys and subtle flavours of coffee but he keeps trying to eat the table - ThreadSky

pldhnet.bsky.social • 56 days ago

Trying to teach my idiot son about the joys and subtle flavours of coffee but he keeps trying to eat the table

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That table has soaked up decades of coffee spills, it doesn't just have depths of flavours, it has actual strata. He's working on levels you can't even conceive.

snoodoodle.bsky.social•56 days ago

He's enjoying that table's excellent flavor profile and durability, with hints of sitrus.

irishwolf96.bsky.social•56 days ago

He wants to eat the giant coffee donut lol

ghostwalkerx.bsky.social•56 days ago

Baby needs to teethe!

isaaccahn.bsky.social•56 days ago

"But Papa, table is tasty and edible"

smashbro67.bsky.social•56 days ago

Give him a break! He’s trying his best!

spiritcreativity.bsky.social•56 days ago

He just a baby gator

poppyjams.bsky.social•56 days ago

maybe if you gave him his own!!

brownieexe.bsky.social•56 days ago

lol

biguyinthecloset.bsky.social•56 days ago

The trainer’s expression says it all! 🤣

chillybears.bsky.social•56 days ago

I actually have a lil totodile figure, now I wanna recreate this

princessskyler.bsky.social•56 days ago

What do you mean you don't order a coffee with a side of table

rexaura888.bsky.social•56 days ago

Detective Pikachu, he is not, and that’s OK, because I too love my own chompy boi.

victorylime.bsky.social•56 days ago

nextalex.bsky.social•55 days ago

if table not for eat, why it crunchy?

np2016.bsky.social•56 days ago

He's doing his best okay

sunkernplus.bsky.social•48 days ago

This is why totodile is my favorite....no brain cells in its baby head only bitebitebitebitebitelovelovelovelovelove

7thdragon2020.me•56 days ago

it's okay totodile. training a french boy isn't easy

zunelhak.bsky.social•56 days ago

And he's trying to teach you about the joys and subtle flavors of yellow poplar! Stop drinking that burned bean juice and have a chomp, it's good!

kewldad.bsky.social•56 days ago

Maybe he needs a little more fiber in his diet!

hopbrand.bsky.social•56 days ago

Todidile is "no thoughts head empty" energy

italex64.bsky.social•56 days ago

You can definitely tell they learned from their mistakes. It looks like they actually took their time with this one.

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