A rare, brief afternoon visit to a local pub of ill repute yesterday. Was offered:
A partialy defrosted leg of lamb
Vodka in a Lucozade bottle
Some ket
A chip
A Makita drill
A knee trembler
A Dewalt fleece (used)
A box of codeine
Six Greggs sausage rolls
An apple scented diffuser kit 🙏
A partialy defrosted leg of lamb
Vodka in a Lucozade bottle
Some ket
A chip
A Makita drill
A knee trembler
A Dewalt fleece (used)
A box of codeine
Six Greggs sausage rolls
An apple scented diffuser kit 🙏
Comments
The Jollies and the Black Swan were dodgy back then as well, even though they are on the harbour.
That was back in the late 80s though.
"D'ye want some...."
(looks around)
"D'ye want some..."
(looks around, furtively)
"D'ye want some..."
(opens trenchcoat, gestures inside)
"...SQUARE SAUSAGE?"