accidentally sabotaging the bene gessserit from the inside by being so chronically single, so canonically dripless the space marquis keeps trying to send me back. (I said his agricultural policy was anemic.)
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bene gessserit middle manager: so this is a Personal Improvement Plan
me: it's just a to-do list with "get hotter" written on it
elder nun: I TOLD you, pour 2000 years of Strategy into girls from birth, some turn out like this!
me: that's internalized misogyn-
nun:, cackling: SEE
i unironically love dune but it makes me giggle frank herbert was like "what if there were stern religious women sooooo powerful & hot & sexy that they were silent & only did telepathy & sex magic, whose idea of a savior is 'what if someone did exactly this but was a MAN.'"
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me: it's just a to-do list with "get hotter" written on it
elder nun: I TOLD you, pour 2000 years of Strategy into girls from birth, some turn out like this!
me: that's internalized misogyn-
nun:, cackling: SEE