Misbehaving furs get put in The Flattener™ Do not approach The Flattener™ - ThreadSky

tailends.bsky.social • 12 days ago

Misbehaving furs get put in The Flattener™

Do not approach The Flattener™

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eigenrovak.bsky.social•12 days ago

But I wanna ride the mechanism!
Gotta be ready for flat friend Friday 🤣

d3xbot.bsky.social•11 days ago

This would fix me… probably (back and knee pain)

scramblefox.bsky.social•12 days ago

WHAT DID YOU DO TO @slasp.bsky.social ???

NOOOOOOO

wuggles.bsky.social•12 days ago

Smoooooosh

parispurrs.xyz•12 days ago

what if I'm autistic and I like being compressed? 🥺

tailends.bsky.social•12 days ago

ok.... get in 🥰

marf.dog•12 days ago

Can you put me in the flattener, I am too curious about how it feels. I can misbehave if that's a requirement.

heliossnowcat.snep.world•12 days ago

Squish that cat!

ickyburd.bsky.social•12 days ago

oh I'm sure a lot of furries are gonna be very normal about this prospect

(i'm furries)

totallynotatypo.bsky.social•12 days ago

This would do absolute wonders on my stiff back. Let me know if there is a policy change around the Flattener™, it would be much appreciated.

tailends.bsky.social•12 days ago

I am learning from this that the whole fandom has back problems

zipdeer.bsky.social•12 days ago

Paraphrasing the words of one great back pain specialist physio:

The most common cause of back pain in people is being being alive and having a back

lanayru-husky.bsky.social•12 days ago

Heck I misbehave in the eyes of my friends constantly, DON’T TELL THEM ABOUT THIS PUNISHMENT XD

robinwusky.bsky.social•12 days ago

but what if i wanna

xaliagoat.bsky.social•12 days ago

Caution The Flattener™ maybe hot..no like actually hot like 300-400F hot 👀💦..

vixenbrushstudios.com•12 days ago

This looks better than a weighted blanket tbh. I think The Flattener™ could fix me

flattlinere.bsky.social•12 days ago

"I know what I have to not do, but I don't know if I have the strength to resist it"

a-knotty-otter.bsky.social•12 days ago

gonna need more unflattening gas.... 🫠

zarroc.bsky.social•12 days ago

Oh nooooooo

hanto161.bsky.social•12 days ago

I wouldn't mind i mean what

jardtoons.bsky.social•12 days ago

Everybody, check out The Flattener. Get a real good look with your nose close in

rukaisho.bsky.social•12 days ago

The Flattener™️ calls to me... it speaks my name... I must approach The Flattener™️... I yearn for it's embrace!

gear.is•12 days ago

This would fix me

terrible-claw.bsky.social•4 days ago

but what if i want to be compressed? the ultimate weighted blanket

spicedsalamander.bsky.social•2 days ago

the way i mentally read this in the voice of The Nozzle from Venture Bros 😭 lmaoooo

tailends.bsky.social•2 days ago

eat the pennies, quizboy!!!

spicedsalamander.bsky.social•2 days ago

IGNORE ME!!!

4ishbone.bsky.social•12 days ago

Yall if I go missing and @tailends.bsky.social starts producing boar attire, you'll know what happened 😔

nishabluefloof.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ok but The Flattener™️ might actually fix my shoulder and back so maybe just this once?

wulfums.bsky.social•12 days ago

Instructions unclear, am now a flat fuck

wolfertech.bsky.social•12 days ago

Jokes on you! I'm into that!

yeensy.website•12 days ago

What if I need this done to my back? 😩

cultofthecow.bsky.social•12 days ago

If it fixes my spine I’ll go into the flattener

galefrostbane.bsky.social•12 days ago

But but... I want to go in the flattener! *reaches paw up towards it*

tailends.bsky.social•12 days ago

we don't touch it (bap) we dont touch it (bap) we dont touch it (bap) we dont tou

galefrostbane.bsky.social•12 days ago

Mrowfffff! *launches self into the flattener*

tailends.bsky.social•12 days ago

sighs

makanikai.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lmfao

galefrostbane.bsky.social•12 days ago

LOL

Nope I live in there now

jaxsonotter.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hey @vermyfox.bsky.social xp

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