I remember doing a Smiths night (every other track). I had a 'young person' moan I hadn't played any Smith for 20 minutes. I pointed out that the Smiths were literally being played at that moment and that he probably should listen to one of their albums. Fucking philistines.
Another is 'can you play this now because we're going to another place'. It's like your partner asking you to take the bins before she goes out to see their bit on the side.
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