Sometimes the mascot costumes at our park can be a little...possessive. Don't worry, we almost always manage to get you out of there and mostly human again, eventually!
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Occasional long-term symptoms of involuntary garment exposure include but are not limited to: loss of height, discoloration around eyes, hygiene malfeasance, genital sphere-ification, catch phrases, increased subservience towards bosses, squeaky footsteps despite changing shoes, etc.
Now I'm imagining a scenario where multiples of the mascots are out at the same time, and as they find different park-goers they fuse with them and create new versions of the mascots family.
Like say the raccoon captures a chubby guy with a mustache and fuses with him and now you have a raccoon dad
Okay, so I swear this is a real song and I cannot find it anywhere. Am I losing my mind or does anyone know where this song comes from? I thought it would be obvious but it’s not for me.
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It's 2025 I'll take anything.
Like say the raccoon captures a chubby guy with a mustache and fuses with him and now you have a raccoon dad
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together! ♪