I did not realize exactly how short these shorts were until... Well, I'm sure we can both tell when i figured out they were too short for... Public consumption. - ThreadSky

bandit-atlpup.bsky.social • 65 days ago

I did not realize exactly how short these shorts were until... Well, I'm sure we can both tell when i figured out they were too short for... Public consumption.

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analorgasmbear.bsky.social•65 days ago

Your hip thrust to get your dick back in was very good. I feel like you've done this before 😁

bandit-atlpup.bsky.social•65 days ago

I was like "What the fuck can i do without dropping the weight, which would draw even more attention?" My options were very limited.

analorgasmbear.bsky.social•65 days ago

You nailed it. If this was your first time (skeptical) then you totally rolled a 20.

brewergnome.bsky.social•65 days ago

Oh mai

pdxgruffdad.bsky.social•63 days ago

If you were at my gym, I would be there every fucking day! 🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥

pdxgruffdad.bsky.social•63 days ago

As a full time Freeballer, I approve! 🔥🍆🥵

mardigras1.bsky.social•65 days ago

😂😂😂Damn, I’d have liked to been the one working out opposite you!

biorph.bsky.social•65 days ago

Okay the reaction at the end there is hilarious.

bandit-atlpup.bsky.social•65 days ago

I wasn't even honestly aware that so much was showing from the camera's angle. From my perspective, i thought i was covered. But when it fell out, i could feel air on it. 🥶

biorph.bsky.social•65 days ago

Hey, at least you didn't have one of the attendents come over and have to talk to you about it? So that's...kind of a win? I guess?