Anyway, while we all agree that vampires are gay and werewolves are transsexual, we should also acknowledge that frankensteins use neopronouns - ThreadSky

itsviviactually.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Anyway, while we all agree that vampires are gay and werewolves are transsexual, we should also acknowledge that frankensteins use neopronouns

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pairofclaws.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pronouns are Fire/Bad

laguettler.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mummies? What about mummies?

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mummies are leather daddies

I can't explain it but I'm right

laguettler.bsky.social•1 day ago

No that tracks

j-r-polkinghorne.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are Gorgons lesbians?

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

Medusas are lesbians, sthenos are bi and euryales are pan

beccalarwen.bsky.social•1 day ago

this brings joy. how do i grow snakes for hair?

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't know (yet), but it should be considered gender-affirming care

beccalarwen.bsky.social•1 day ago

agreed!

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

I regret to inform you that invisible mans are chasers

vonaether.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait are we going through Universal monsters or WoD critters

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe a little of both?

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

Quasimodos are solid cis+ allies, while dorian grays are the type of gays who aren't in community with anyone

traveller-in-black.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, Dorian Gray is an utter disaster, so...

traveller-in-black.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nobody will let him into their community!

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jekyll and hydes all have serious internalized homophobia and ... wait, no, that's the actual subtext of the book, never mind

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

Phantoms of the opera are super straights but creatures from the black lagoon are pansexual ethical sluts

traveller-in-black.bsky.social•1 day ago

You've added a whole new take to the famous "Fuck that guy" Video on the Creature from the Black Lagoon...

https://youtu.be/19i5ehy-f54

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

King kongs are he/him lesbians, jawses are dykes on bikes and godzillas are all things to all transes

laguettler.bsky.social•1 day ago

*kings kong

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cthulhus have genders and sexualities that cannot properly be explained by mere Earth sexologists while nyarlathoteps are whatever is funniest right now

anthropicscholar.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dorian Grey would been a nazi

woulda let himself be convinced he could do Gays for Hitler

and then got backstabbed

anthropicscholar.bsky.social•1 day ago

20th century reboot of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dorian Grey backstabs the team for the nazis, and the nazi kills him at the climactic moment, at exactly the wrong time

oozeley.bsky.social•1 day ago

the invisible man is a sexpest, griffin got kicked outta his local DSA

sophiajt.com•1 day ago

Always were. Did they creep anyone else out?

itsviviactually.bsky.social•1 day ago

I like how The Invisible Man is the one classic monster that no one tries to reimagine or romanticize

Just "nope, nope, this guy sucks" in every adaptation