I’m going to open a rage bakery. I don’t know what that means yet, but I’ll figure it out - ThreadSky

abbyhiggs.bsky.social • 110 days ago

I’m going to open a rage bakery. I don’t know what that means yet, but I’ll figure it out

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nikster1969.bsky.social•110 days ago

"Why cook with Love when you can bake with Spite?"

rpicado.bsky.social•110 days ago

I'm going rage eat the fuck out of your rage baked good! Take my money!

chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social•109 days ago

I will pay you to let me throw croissants at people

designinginward.bsky.social•110 days ago

I would like one dozen rage donuts please.

abbyhiggs.bsky.social•110 days ago

A rager’s dozen

jsilverplatinum.bsky.social•110 days ago

Here’s your croissant sir {hurls it at the customer’s head}

thesociophi.bsky.social•109 days ago

I hear they are like regular bakeries, only the scones are very, VERY angry.

tigervoice3.bsky.social•110 days ago

ilanaslightly.bsky.social•110 days ago

A rakery

abbyhiggs.bsky.social•110 days ago

Raged goods

xandariathepink.bsky.social•109 days ago

Let people knead their own bread, just pummel the shit out of it, then bake it for them.

ricdesi.dpad.fm•110 days ago

Time to bake some CROSSANTS

warmcoffeebreath.bsky.social•109 days ago

Just yorkshire puddings

lekevbo.bsky.social•109 days ago

Give me 12 god damn doughnuts! Did you hear me? 12! Oh, and thank you, DAMMIT!

What did you just say to me? Yes, you have a good day also.

thrustersonfull.bsky.social•109 days ago

A bakery that also has a rage room, and the rage room has a bunch of cheap cakes to destroy as well as, like, glass stuff.

thrustersonfull.bsky.social•109 days ago

$25 bucks for 10 minutes in the rage room, plus complimentary coffee and a muffin.

evendur6748.bsky.social•110 days ago

Baked with Fury should be the slogan 100%

lesdoncorleone.bsky.social•109 days ago

I could rage eat some croissants for sure!

johnh2.bsky.social•110 days ago

Your name is smoother than Velveeta.

johnh2.bsky.social•110 days ago

Berserker Bagels, Marauding Muffins, Corsair Cookies, etc.?

jessielosch.bsky.social•110 days ago

Oh oh oh may I propose my idea?? Knead A Little Something: come in, knead the crap out of some bread dough, cry some extra salt into it for flavor, go home exhausted and and with a lovely loaf.

threefourteen.bsky.social•110 days ago

Rage Against the Buttercream

threefourteen.bsky.social•110 days ago

If only Meringue was pronounced differently 😂

grumpymailman.bsky.social•110 days ago

Can't wait to see this menu and experience what I'm assuming will be memorable service 😹

cbrbluegreengirl.directioners.social•109 days ago

I always made rage soup as a student. Furious chopping of onions, carrots, celery and potatoes to make enough soup for 10

pinche-pi.bsky.social•110 days ago

"Time to scream at the donuts"

turbojerry.bsky.social•110 days ago

i would totally stop thru

barghest236.bsky.social•110 days ago

Where the plain bagels are spicy, the sourdough is extra sour, and the pastries come with a scream filling.

fubarobserver.bsky.social•110 days ago

Cake you, I won't dough what you tell me!

xikiri.bsky.social•109 days ago

I'll be real, chief. It sounds like a half-baked idea. But I'm for it.

jojokingmelone.bsky.social•110 days ago

If the workers can scream at the top of their lungs while punching the dough, can I apply?

nexussapphire.bsky.social•110 days ago

Candy store, take your anger out on those hard candies and Taffy. Hand pulling that stuff is probably a pretty good workout.

oldtimes.bsky.social•110 days ago

Keep us posted

rhesuspositive.bsky.social•109 days ago

Tag line: WE BRING THE PAIN

nicole-1533.bsky.social•110 days ago

Please sell cinnamon roll cake 🤣

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