you can just eat salsa by itself nobody can stop you become the tomato queen - ThreadSky

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house • 195 days ago

you can just eat salsa by itself

nobody can stop you

become the tomato queen

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wybiepie.bsky.social•195 days ago

could i perhaps be the tomato king if i eat the salsa?

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

but of course! may your reign prosper

darkchaogarden.bsky.social•194 days ago

OMFG i am free

shybry.bsky.social•195 days ago

I spoon queso more often than I'd like to admit.

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

HECK YEA

lampdevil.bsky.social•195 days ago

I have absolutely had salsas that were so delicious I could just stick one of those giant boba straws in the jar and go to town. I feel this.

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

I usually do a spoon but that's even better!

lampdevil.bsky.social•195 days ago

Makes it portable! You can walk around with it and have both a snack and a conversation starter!

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

you're really smart, y'know that?

lampdevil.bsky.social•195 days ago

deadlygames.bsky.social•195 days ago

Wait but I’m allergic… 🥺

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

nooooooo 😢

itmezae.bsky.social•195 days ago

I could but I have hands that need to be covered in it

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

even more valid!

endorphinmachine.bsky.social•194 days ago

i will take the tomatillo throne

laustia.bsky.social•195 days ago

Salsa is a fruit salad.

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

well now I need to figure out a recipe for one that's 100% "well technically" fruits

laustia.bsky.social•195 days ago

So, I'm thinking no onion. or cilantro as a start. But tomatillos? Lime. Peppers. Maybe.

calacene.bsky.social•195 days ago

My dad used to do this, but then he would let it go bad in his room x.x

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

sdg1.bsky.social•195 days ago

You mean to tell me I myself have the power to become the tomato queen?

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

don't let your dreams be dreams!

embrace your destiny!

grasp the power that already exists within you!

sdg1.bsky.social•194 days ago

AW YEAH LET'S GO >:D

myssanthrope.bsky.social•193 days ago

It's like a spicy gazpacho!

mochizukivt.bsky.social•195 days ago

I like to sometimes take a spoon and eat Mrs Renfros ghost pepper salsa

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•195 days ago

OH THAT SOUNDS GOOD

I think my spice tolerance has tapered off a bit but I'd still attempt and probably regret

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