*jesus picks up bread* this is my body *jesus picks up wine* this is my blood *jesus picks up human* this is my friend ken he flew in from lexington, kentucky. everyone say "hi ken" the apostles: hi ken ken: sup - ThreadSky

silly.bsky.social • 34 days ago

*jesus picks up bread* this is my body

*jesus picks up wine* this is my blood

*jesus picks up human* this is my friend ken he flew in from lexington, kentucky. everyone say "hi ken"

the apostles: hi ken

ken: sup

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hiyopaolo.bsky.social•34 days ago

"this is my friend ken"

kjthatdog.bsky.social•34 days ago

sup

rslmontana.bsky.social•34 days ago

“Sup?” 😂🤣😂

baitulos.bsky.social•34 days ago

Anybody else ever ponder how closely communion dances on the line of implied cannibalism? Ewwwwww.

robertelewis.bsky.social•34 days ago

I had to read this twice. So what's up, brother?

7debbies2.bsky.social•34 days ago

mommat-4b.bsky.social•34 days ago

Amen sista.

tmshannonauthor.com•34 days ago

Amen

nat-foote.bsky.social•33 days ago

Jesus was a rolling party whoever he went. He could always convince the rich to pitch in some wine and fish.

bobbybiscotti.bsky.social•34 days ago

Being from Kentucky and naming your kid Ken is nasty work. I’m glad Jesus helped out the less fortunate like that

silly.bsky.social•34 days ago

he wasn't from kentucky he just lived there. he's actually from kensington

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•34 days ago

Well, it wouldn’t be Ken’t

mdransom.bsky.social•34 days ago

💙

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•34 days ago

Becca...I don't know if you've noticed but this is silly.

silly.bsky.social•34 days ago

check my handle. yup

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•34 days ago

.silly.yup.

drunktheology.bsky.social•34 days ago

I had that exact same dream!!! “Hi Ken!”

serendipity05.bsky.social•34 days ago

This is so amazingly silly and I love it ❤️ You made me laugh 😂 Thanks @silly.bsky.social ❤️

indypnw.bsky.social•34 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

josepere.bsky.social•34 days ago

Disrespectful!

antimagaamerican.bsky.social•34 days ago

I am laughing because of 12 years of catholic school 😂😂😂

mommat-4b.bsky.social•34 days ago

I went to Catholic school long enough to get hit by a nun Sr. MARY Magdalene. She actually taught me more than anyone because I was going to pay attention and not talk in her class😇

antimagaamerican.bsky.social•34 days ago

😂

tmshannonauthor.com•34 days ago

The lesser known 5th Gospel according to the Cool Disciples

platonicsolid.bsky.social•34 days ago

brittlepencil.bsky.social•34 days ago

Jesus invited all his friends over for dinner and then said "eat me".

Very rude.

madammimm.bsky.social•34 days ago

I see he hasn't molested the mayo jar yet.

smorrismerrill.bsky.social•34 days ago

“You can all just go ahead and eat me,” the man told his friends when he found out what some of them were planning. It was the worst Passover seder many of them had ever been to.

frogprof.bsky.social•34 days ago

📌

pammonster.bsky.social•34 days ago

They killed Ken, didn’t they?

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