I can only pray the reaper comes for him soon. My birthday is the day before that thing gets inaugurated, that thing clutching it's chest and dropping to the ground like a hundred 300 pound weight dropped from the international space station would be an awesome birthday present
That couch fucker is just a paper man. He's completely spineless. I hate to say it but I'd rather see the couch fucker on TV than trump and that god awful mouth sphincter of his
So put out a bunch of couches and let the world see what fine individuals the republicans put forward. Line em up. You think he has a brand preference?
No, we want him to have a stroke and be disabled for years but still alive. Lose his left side and he has a droopy lip. It would be better than death. Make him live in a wheelchair and unable to speak coherently for 3 years of complete misery.
Let's throw a couple of types of cancer in there too. Preferably mouth and rectal cancer. Or maybe he would develop a really strange condition where he somehow develops taste buds inside his asshole. That way he can taste how full of shit he is
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He is just waiting to 25th ammendment Trump...pretty sure that is the plan.
in contrast, my b'day is 11/5; I will no longer celebrate (or even acknowledge).