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eddyburback.bsky.social
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201 days ago
imagine if elon had been hitting one of those dorky ass jumps on stage during trump’s assassination attempt
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officialzack.bsky.social
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177 days ago
X marks the spot lmfaooo
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boonboyadge.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Hi Eddy
say it back
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ronnocnesnej.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Hello Edward
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uncontactedlawyer.bsky.social
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177 days ago
you remind me of my nephew.
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runawayj.bsky.social
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102 days ago
He didnt but I did.
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theclassicbill.bsky.social
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201 days ago
Imagine if it went through his legs
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dknearlander.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Eddy I am glad there are funny people now on this app. I was worried it would only be minion memes
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berriii.bsky.social
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201 days ago
if he jumped like that and got shot i feel like his body would do the whole gmod ragdoll physics shit and fling 1000 miles away
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adamfl.bsky.social
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177 days ago
The light from his belly would shine in the shooter’s eyes like a mirror
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zeldatles.is.a.cutie.fyi
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70 days ago
lol I read that as ([dorky + ass] jump) not (dorky + ass + jump) as in an expletive infixation
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celthicc.dead.ceo
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201 days ago
He'd 100% tweet on an alt that only follows his ex wife that "it totally looks like Elon precogged and was trying to dive in front of the bullet. Plus hes kinda hot grimes fucked up"
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catgirlalison.skellys.net
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201 days ago
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matthewdotwav.bsky.social
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201 days ago
Wild for this to be your second-ever post on this whole platform
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maltiblt.bsky.social
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201 days ago
Elon hit the Terry Crews red carpet jump as the bullet careened past trump’s head
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reapzz0.bsky.social
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177 days ago
right out the gate huh lmaoo
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rampagingelephant.bsky.social
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177 days ago
He would’ve stopped the bullet by catching it in his belly button
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tomudev.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Eddy 😭
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crypyoa.bsky.social
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188 days ago
😂
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aibha.bsky.social
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176 days ago
i would have aimed for him instead
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knitties.bsky.social
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177 days ago
🤌🏼
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theirishfamine.bsky.social
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177 days ago
I missed u
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