DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
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Need to hunt a copy down.
Is that available in print?
DM: ‘You mean ‘scout’.’
Dog: ‘No, scoot—something is irritating my anus, maybe I shouldn’t have licked that orc poop.’
DM: …
‘Roll for dexterity.’
Dog: ‘I walk through with my spear held out across me.’
DM:...
DM: ‘Make a Perception roll.’
Dog: (fails)
DM: ‘You can’t get through.’
Dog: ‘Can I try again?’
DM: ‘Sure’.
Dog: (fails) 3rd time lucky?
DM: ‘What’s your intelligence?’
Cat: ‘I empty the chest of everything.’
DM: ‘You take out all the treasure.’
Cat: ‘I get in.’
DM: ‘What?’
Cat: ‘I get in the chest and close the lid.’
DM:. ‘Okaaay’.
Cat: ‘—and wait for a sneak attack!’
DM: (sighs)...
Dog: ‘Search the remains.’
DM: ‘Roll for perception.’
(Fails)
DM: ‘You only find bones.’
Dog: ‘We’ve hit the jackpot, boys.’
DM: ‘What about the rest of the quest?’
Dog: ‘Screw it—I got what I came for!’
Cat: ‘I grab it by the neck and take it back to camp.’
DM: ‘What?’
Cat: ‘I grab it—‘
DM: ‘I heard you the first time—it weighs over 10 tonnes!’
Cat: (Rolls against Strength anyway)
DM: (Sighs)
Dog: ‘I cast ‘Summon Animal Companion’.’
DM: ‘Alright, what animal?’
Dog: ‘A cat.’
DM: …
DM: ‘Okay, a small tabby suddenly appears and awaits your orders.’
Dog: ‘I get out my provisions while watching the cat charge into battle.’