If you mow and landscape my yard, I’ll totally bang you in it 💯 - ThreadSky

gypsican.bsky.social • 58 days ago

If you mow and landscape my yard, I’ll totally bang you in it 💯

What are your thoughts on yard stones + moss + a nice bench

Grass is sharp and not comfy

I’m down with the moss, boss 😎😜

You’ll be lichen it ;)

I’ll give you a Mohican

More than one kind of seed will be planted.

That's what I do

Haha aw shit can’t be you. If you do it for work that means you’ve lost the passion.

Never done the banging part of it😅

It's definitely new to me🙈

Okay well that’s fair then 😅😉

I'll even plant a few stuff here and there if you like the ideas💡
Maybe create a small garden for fruits and veggies 😈😅

Stahhhp I can only get so aroused 🥵 if you plant native perennials to support the pollinators idk if I’ll be able to control myself

well you know what they say about your ass being grass.

No, do tell!

How long do I get to be there!

Oh honey if you’re offering I’m on your time.

If you’re eastern time I can be there soon, if any other place depending on flight

EST babbbbyyyy 😜

Fuck yeah! Shit it’s dark though. That will cost double. Wait I

She well that’s an accurate gif 😢🤦🏻‍♂️

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