This! Fuckin’ shut off the power. Set the heat to 90 degrees and rip thermostats off the wall. Disable elevators and grease the stairwells with Crisco - ThreadSky

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beloit08.bsky.social • 25 days ago

This! Fuckin’ shut off the power. Set the heat to 90 degrees and rip thermostats off the wall. Disable elevators and grease the stairwells with Crisco

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idgee.bsky.social•25 days ago

Or...KY glide! Put condoms on all the door knobs. Used condoms.

bluegreenflame.bsky.social•25 days ago

Set off the fire alarm

demak2375.bsky.social•25 days ago

May I suggest 90 weight gear oil instead of crisco. Your stairs will stink for a long time so go smell some before you do.

enigmalake.bsky.social•25 days ago

Home Alone 4: Lost in the Treasury

jetkalucas.bsky.social•25 days ago

oh shit, thank you for that laugh!

jaclynnejacijax.bsky.social•25 days ago

Save us Macaulay Cullen, you’re our only hope.

patbou.bsky.social•25 days ago

Overheard

alixmarx.bsky.social•25 days ago

I just read this thread to my hubby when he caught me LOL. He rolled his eyes, called me a nerd and left the room. Thanks for making me 😂🤣

genxer71.bsky.social•25 days ago

jheslet.bsky.social•25 days ago

Yes !

rebeccab-359.bsky.social•25 days ago

I wa just thinking that.

erikkillmongeresq.bsky.social•25 days ago

Home Alone 1 maybe, but don’t use Home Alone 2 or you’ll have several felonies and perhaps some de@d bodies to explain.

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