Republican men: I'm MACHO! I'm MANLY! My heroes all KILL PEOPLE! I will FUCK YOU UP if you question my manliness! I wear TACTICAL SOCKS! I shoot BIG GUNS so you think I'll have a BIG DICK! Republican men when Trump is around: I'm just a widdle baby and I need Daddy Trump to protect me . - ThreadSky

jlazarus.bsky.social • 101 days ago

Republican men: I'm MACHO! I'm MANLY! My heroes all KILL PEOPLE! I will FUCK YOU UP if you question my manliness! I wear TACTICAL SOCKS! I shoot BIG GUNS so you think I'll have a BIG DICK!

Republican men when Trump is around: I'm just a widdle baby and I need Daddy Trump to protect me .

Reposted from Aaron Rupar

Rep. Jeff Van Drew on Newsmax: "Daddy's home. And things are gonna change."

Comments

oeishik.bsky.social•101 days ago

Patriarchal oligarchy overcame populist egalitarian democracy in this election. https://youtube.com/live/xmSbzxAxA3o?feature=share

mvthomster.bsky.social•101 days ago

This is funny and mostly probably true -- but don't underestimate these guys. Don't do it.

harrisoncklee.bsky.social•101 days ago

Freud wasn't wrong, just early

tennking.bsky.social•101 days ago

fake machismo
false bravado
sucks men to tRump
maga militia groups

n1tst4lker.bsky.social•101 days ago

Conservatives, particularly the very right-wing and evangelical Christian ones, are incredibly hierarchical. This is the natural end of their hierarchical tendencies, aaaaaand I hate it.

blaknwhite.bsky.social•100 days ago

Where can I get tactical socks though?

webrant.bsky.social•101 days ago

How cognitive authoritarianism works.

https://bsky.app/profile/jlazarus.bsky.social/post/3lawcwimbkk2x

jlazarus.bsky.social•101 days ago

Apologies for pulling from the Bad Place, but the poster child for this phenomenon is MarkWayne Mullin, a former UFC fighter who shaped his entire political identity around the idea that he'll beat the crap out of you if you disagree with him, and who fucking hates Matt Gaetz.

r-hawk.bsky.social•101 days ago

Rapists gonna back other rapists. that's just a fact.

berserkeley.bsky.social•101 days ago

I don’t think I’d want a rapist behind my back

nier63.bsky.social•101 days ago

Yuck. Who’s ever gonna fuck these guys?

ahungerford.bsky.social•101 days ago

Then he's playing YMCA by The Village People later that night at Mar-a-Lago.

mlgroth.bsky.social•101 days ago

You forgot the part where they beg daddy to spank their widdle fannies

johnnydemonic.bsky.social•100 days ago

I mean, did you see that fanfic Tucker did before the election? He all but begged Trump to spank him like a naughty little girl.

doris-anne74.bsky.social•101 days ago

This whole concept of "daddy T"🤢🤮

haylibop.bsky.social•101 days ago

It’s odd the number of grown American men talking about ‘daddy coming home’ 🤢

ckndestroy.bsky.social•101 days ago

I thought Jeff Van Drew’s Daddy was George Norcross?

lincolnskayak.bsky.social•101 days ago

It’s the same way the Mob works.

jlazarus.bsky.social•101 days ago

This is 1000% the best description of how Trump views the world. Been saying so since 2016.

hudsonvalleyny1.bsky.social•101 days ago

Ewww that makes me want to vomit.

wisnowman.bsky.social•98 days ago

Things will change for the worse!

ssl123.bsky.social•101 days ago

They are weird! Calling Trump Daddy? WTF

seanconley2.bsky.social•101 days ago

r-hawk.bsky.social•101 days ago

You think so, old man.

joshcallahan.com•101 days ago

I eat GLASS so my TURDS will SHRED the LIBS! My TRUCK runs on ANTHRACITE COAL! My WIFE served me DIVORCE PAPERS in the parking lot of a CRACKER BARREL.

but also

Pwease don’t call me gawwbage 🥺👉👈