This Valentine's Day, for only $10, you can name a cockroach and have it fed to an animal at the San Antonio Zoo. So many great names to choose from: Elon! Donald! Hegseth! Brainworm! Lil' Marco! Russ Vought! Any of the Muskrats! Alito! Clarence the Pube! JJ the Rube! #smallactsofresistance