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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Cannot believe I have to venture out with these eye bags. π
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pup-river.bsky.social
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9 days ago
No eye bags but mind those people out there. π¬
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
πππ they walk among us
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graygay.bsky.social
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9 days ago
You look amazing
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Awh thank you sweetheart π₯°
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thealmostbear.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Hi, Iβm your valet. I will gladly carry your bags. But where are they? I donβt see them on that lovely face. π
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Oh you! You can carry me anywhere anytime, you beautiful creature π
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thealmostbear.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I heard the seaside at New Brighton is pretty nifty. π
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Sounds absolutely perfect
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thealmostbear.bsky.social
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9 days ago
(Iβve actually been, in 2015, so I can say with a modicum of authority. π«’)
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I've never been, but it looks fabulous
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tuftywump.bsky.social
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9 days ago
What eye bags?!
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Apparently I'm the only one who can see them π€£
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tuftywump.bsky.social
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8 days ago
No pun intended
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vpurple.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Do you need a bellhop?
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Will there be a wee red hat and golden buttoned jacket.....?
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vpurple.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Will you help me to get them shiny?
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Give you a good polishing? Absolutely
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vpurple.bsky.social
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9 days ago
We can both take time to carefully polish.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
And we shall have the shiniest, er, buttons
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kahlo126.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I donβt see any, mine are so big you could mistake them for Royal Mail sacks π
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
π€£ they're there... I can feel them on my cheeks π
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parodius.bsky.social
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9 days ago
*peers intently*
*gets out binoculars*
Wait...is that a....?
WHAT EYE BAGS?! Go enjoy yourself :)
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
π€£ apparently I'm the only one who can see them
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dracofav.bsky.social
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9 days ago
They aren't bad at all.
I hate mine.
I'm trying to learn to use some eye cream to see if it helps
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
The only thing that seems to work for me is more sleep than is socially acceptable
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rantipole.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I should start. I'm starting to look like a raccoon furry.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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8 days ago
You do not!
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rantipole.bsky.social
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8 days ago
You are a sweet flattering liar! π€£
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petephilip.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Do not besmirch my good name, sir! π
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rantipole.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Can I besmirch you in other ways? ππ
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dracofav.bsky.social
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8 days ago
π€£π€£π€£ stop! You do not!
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rantipole.bsky.social
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8 days ago
My mirror called you a flattering liar!
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fitgeekuk.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I don't see bags! Unlike my own eyes which have the facial equivalent of "bags for life" at the moment
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dyanhiel.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Sorry, where we looking?
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
At the big bulging brownish blue sacks beneath my eyes.... But apparently no one else can see them π€·ββοΈ
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ernestsewell.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Bulging? Brownish? Blue? Sacks?
The only darkness under your eyes is from bad lighting.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
π I love your ability to snatch an insult out of the jaws of compliment π€£
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ernestsewell.bsky.social
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9 days ago
It's a gift. God delivered it, I just signed for it.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
And long may it continue
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boydus.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I think you'll find they are called cheeks. π
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petephilip.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Big blueish droopy cheeks π
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boydus.bsky.social
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8 days ago
You dafty
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browbar.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Is this you? ππ
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Yes! I even went outside without makeup. π€£π
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browbar.bsky.social
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8 days ago
πππ₯°
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tiavia.bsky.social
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9 days ago
you just gotta get like a cowboy hat and do a gruff voice to make it all cohesive
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I would LOVE a cowboy hat
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ernestsewell.bsky.social
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9 days ago
You literally have nothing under your eyes. Shut up.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
π€£ pfft. I do and I will die on this hill.
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ernestsewell.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Literally. Nothing.
All you need is a little moisturizer, and to not furrow your brow. haha
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
My brow is naturally furrowed. It's resting autistic face π
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ernestsewell.bsky.social
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9 days ago
That is the only true thing in this thread. π
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
π€£π€£π€£
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rantipole.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Wtf are you talking about? You look great!
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i.am.spooni.sh
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9 days ago
Excuse me, what fucking bags? I don't see any carry-on luggage.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
π€£ I guess the photo doesn't do them justice
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i.am.spooni.sh
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8 days ago
If the photo doesn't do them just, then I want your camera, because I get stopped by the TSA for excess carry-ons.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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8 days ago
It is a flattering camera to be fair... But yeah, in real life I'd be charged for the excess
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imaginarybeing.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Eyebags?!
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Am I the only one who sees them?! Y'all gaslighting me in a really weird flattering way?! π€£π
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imaginarybeing.bsky.social
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9 days ago
No my dear. Literally no one sees them but you
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
That'll teach me for skipping all those eye tests π
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imaginarybeing.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
πππ
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steck.me.uk
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9 days ago
Right, he's got eyebagmorphia!
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
πππ BUT I CAN SEE THEM π€£
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rj727.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I don't have bags; I have luggage. Pro tip: Wear glasses. Problem solved.
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petephilip.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Good plan... Along with much more sleep than I'm getting π
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votesforoysters.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I can barely seem them π If it helps not only do I have bags but I have blepharitis and a stye on both eyelids of one eye πππ
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petephilip.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Actually, it does help π€£ We can take pride in our unique eyes! π
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*gets out binoculars*
Wait...is that a....?
WHAT EYE BAGS?! Go enjoy yourself :)
I hate mine.
I'm trying to learn to use some eye cream to see if it helps
The only darkness under your eyes is from bad lighting.
All you need is a little moisturizer, and to not furrow your brow. haha