"“We are not going to be held ransom by some birds that are, quite frankly, disgusting,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.” Trump vowed retribution against the poultry, calling the birds “far left radical Trump haters.”" https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/trump-threatens-to-deport-chickens?r=3ldr2z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email