Elon Musk has actually never been to space. He's too much of a coward. - ThreadSky

esqueer.net • 15 hours ago

Elon Musk has actually never been to space. He's too much of a coward.

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jaidne.bsky.social•15 hours ago

of course he hasn't he'd blow up in one of his own rockets

moonshoterin.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Elon doesn't use his own vehicles because all of his vehicles are death traps.

While I despise Bezos too, at least that piece of shit rode his own rocket.

hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He'd have to ride in one of his rockets. He's dumb as hell but smart enough not to take that risk.

jonathanpierce.bsky.social•15 hours ago

we should bully him into going on the next starship test flight

ohnowow.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He could really show us by getting into one of his rockets. He’d really own the libs if he did that

daaaavveeee.bsky.social•15 hours ago

many people are saying that he's too scared to take one of his rockets into space

zoulz.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I wish he would just climb into a rocket, get shot out into space and never be seen again.

vantazach.bsky.social•15 hours ago

All those drugs and he's never gotten as high as he could

bpkaufmann.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Elon can counter this terrible allegation of his personal cowardice, by flying into space on one of his own rockets immediately.

Strapped to the outside of the fucking thing, obviously.

inspectorhoots.bsky.social•14 hours ago

bpkaufmann.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I was going to say "wrong direction - that's down, not up" - but, y'know, this will also work for me.

mushroomsoupowl.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Elongated Muskrat has done so much ketamine he thinks he's the world's bestest astronaut.

lordteleselforiv.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I personally, would love to see Elon ride one of his own rockets.

jstrw.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Even Bezos has been!

esqueer.net•15 hours ago

At least he put his mouth where his money is.

onalith.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Damn does he put his mouth on warehouse bottles? Didn't take him for that kind of fetish.

captain-bleuten.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Richard Branson also made a trip aboard his "space plane"

travanoid.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Was bezos in space space, or in extremely high atmosphere space?
I can't remember

captain-bleuten.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Sub orbital but above the Karman line

dangrously.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Even took Shatner. Shatner was seriously moved, while Bezos just grinned like an idiot in a cowboy hat

dinar.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson actually had more courage. lol

sunshinex.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He knows the shortcuts space x do to make the rockets seem cheap but safe that’s why he doesn’t have the implant as well

captain-bleuten.bsky.social•10 hours ago

He does the same thing that he does with video game : paying people to make him look cool

camwrites.bsky.social•15 hours ago

We should send him to mars

captain-bleuten.bsky.social•10 hours ago

One way trip

firstconsul.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I was thinking the Sun.

camwrites.bsky.social•14 hours ago

No that’s too instant imo.

tykurez.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Please let him go on one of his rockets that explodes

billyarbro.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The only space Elon Musk has been to is Trump's head. lol🤣

robf1963.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Musk going into space.

You’re right he’s a billionaire coward.

Ship his ass off to Mars along with Trump so they can take over that planet.

Then America can wait 30 years before going to Mars to see what they have achieved.

That’s wishful thinking but it will never happen.

bensworth.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Gosh, and he was EVISCERATED by the captain 😂

captain-bleuten.bsky.social•10 hours ago

It's not that hard

Remember when he was roasted (for days!) by a Icelandic guy on a wheelchair he mocked and mistakenly laid off?

misstrixie.bsky.social•15 hours ago

All that Ketamine and he probably doesn't need to physically go into space. He's high all the time.

marajohnson.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He doesn't trust his own rockets.

susanhendrick.bsky.social•32 minutes ago

Maybe he will go on one of this underwater tours of the Titanic that the billionaires take.

lilbigguy.bsky.social•29 minutes ago

tomdanook.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Elon would be the type to make a ai video of himself going to space and try to pass it off.

catsluck.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Imagine the gall it takes to attempt to insult and belittle the intelligence of people who've earned multiple degrees knowing you've had to buy all of your own.

catsluck.bsky.social•15 hours ago

It must truly be irksome to see people who are accomplished actually have the skills and knowledge you're so desperate to portray to the world.

cwlj.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He should go to Mars now. It's time.

unhingedcatmom.bsky.social•15 hours ago

No ketamine in space

weeporklyman.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Man if he got baited into doin g it though, some engineer at spaceX would have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

petrosmaximoff.bsky.social•15 hours ago

If he gets into a rocket ship God has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

millerlefty.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He should go to Mars. By himself. That's what a real manly man would do.

And he shouldn't do any safety testing first. That's just for cuck dummies who aren't real geniuses.

Just get in the rocket and go.

🤣🤣🤣