Imaging complaining about not fucking in virtual worlds instead of just fucking in virtual worlds like everyone else does In any other virtual world, the streets outside this gymnasium are slick with The Juices - ThreadSky

buttplug.engineer • 6 days ago

Imaging complaining about not fucking in virtual worlds instead of just fucking in virtual worlds like everyone else does

In any other virtual world, the streets outside this gymnasium are slick with The Juices

Reposted from Nathie

This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.

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narshwhal.bsky.social•6 days ago

Idk if it's just me, but their conversation sounds like some AI gibberish with poorly placed timed emotions

buttplug.engineer•6 days ago

Oh and the voice timing makes it sound synthesized too.

“We can only get robots to use our virtual world” is kinda amazing.

stitcharoo.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yuuuuuuup

buttplug.engineer•6 days ago

Seeing a lot of replies about VRChat here.

Yes, you can fuck in VRChat, but don't limit yourself.

You can fuck in any virtual world if you're not a coward.

If you haven't banged it out on a hotel desk in a free instance of https://gather.town made for a fake company called "Dickr", have you really lived?

tomforsyth.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

"...meanwhile over in VRChat..."

circecanadensis.bsky.social•6 days ago

The models all look stiff with the worst facial tracking. Independent artists online continue to be better than this.
Man even the free to use assets on gumroad are better and more lively. Looks like PS2 with them wonky animations.
Usually I wouldn't pick fun at that, but I know them shits got money

dragom.bsky.social•6 days ago

If this conversation happened in vrchat they'd be sitting around a campfire with their dicks out and a lofi playlist playing slightly too loud in the background instead of a shitty gymnasium with the ugliest avatars I've seen in ages

buttplug.engineer•6 days ago

frfr

awetwooloo.bsky.social•6 days ago

why and how do they consistently manage to make their carefully crafted promotional avatars WORSE than anything I can cook up in VRchat in 5 minutes

those shits look uglier than ugandan knuckles for fuck's sake

thawah.bsky.social•6 days ago

Tf is this shit 😭😭

myuphrid.bsky.social•6 days ago

It still looks like Wii shovelware, I see. And apparently it's so lame that they couldn't even convince any actors to participate in the ad and seemingly had to use generative AI voices (or at least machine-generated voices).

myuphrid.bsky.social•6 days ago

I can only assume that Zuckerberg is such a boring person that he can't actually imagine anything fun to do in VR, but he's heard that a lot of people think it's cool so he's desperately chasing that buzzword and hoping to sell it to everyone.

emarl.bsky.social•6 days ago

Horizon Worlds is like the Newsweek bisexuality cover of VR social apps

chinchy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Seriously.

It's like, they are operating within a medium that is limitless. Anything you can imagine can be made.

And somehow, they still make it boring??!

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