If you do the crime, you do the time (whatever that may entail). - ThreadSky

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yoink-0.bsky.social • 26 days ago

If you do the crime, you do the time (whatever that may entail).

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I wish that was me in there.

Batman's not really my type usually but holy FUCK this is doing things to me........

The Fatman pipeline is real for you and me both

that belt's holding on for dear life

I hope I get a 5 to 10 Year sentence of this grueling Torture 😳

FatMan, my beloved

I'd certainly be his favorite criminal if it means having encountering situations like this!🤣

OHmy god, I will now explode

This has the perfect makings of a new weight gain/bloater villain and I'm here for it.

Oh no he's hot

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, CALL ME THE JOKER CAUSE I'M FEELING FUNNY

Anyone is one bad day away from becoming the Joker... Except it sounds like one good day for you or me.

the 5 o' clock shadow is the icing on the cake

The gurgle and pause before the belch is just 👌

I did a crime, can batman arrest me

(Vibrating immensely because I can headcanon my kink)

the derangement is slowly taking over you

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