Kebab shop advert idea:
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece as white as snow,
And now it's in our doner meat,
To eat in, or to go.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece as white as snow,
And now it's in our doner meat,
To eat in, or to go.
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We’re not a doner, not yiros
We all are lamb souvlaki
Her father killed it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread.
🥪
She ate it with mint jelly.
All of this she learned to do
By watching on the telly.
The midwife was surprised.
The midwife was surprised
She held it up to smack its bum
And found it circumcised
"Oh my! " she gasped, "this can't be right!"
And closely scrutinised
Had been islamicised
"This must be one exotic lamb"
She theorized,
"For only in the Eastern lands
Are the boys so customised! "
I mean, like delivery as in Uber eats or Mary actually had a lamb
Even worse, Mary’had’ A lamb
Dont even get me started on Mary.
The midwife was astounded.
But she was just delivering:
She'd never ultrasounded
you've heard this tale before.
But did you know she passed her plate,
and asked for a little more.
(wish I could remember who actually wrote that)
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-kebabra
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