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normsmusic.bsky.social • 20 days ago

Trump Forced to Listen to 45 Minutes of Balalaika Music After Putin Puts Him on Hold
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/trump-forced-to-listen-to-45-minutes?r=5jl6j&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

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ksivaraman.bsky.social•20 days ago

So Russia works same as Amazon.

schactrolee-75.bsky.social•19 days ago

Such a sucker

flashgman.bsky.social•20 days ago

Cool

intheknowtoday.bsky.social•20 days ago

Many are saying putin was waiting for trump's blood test to clear before he bent him over

carl2591.bsky.social•20 days ago

brainwashing going on.. putin style..

anyonebuttrump.bsky.social•19 days ago

Vlad reminding him how is in charge

samwiseacre.bsky.social•20 days ago

“God, at least when Van der Bellen puts me on hold, I get The Harry Lime Theme…….duh da duh da duh……..”

dwebbie.bsky.social•20 days ago

Poor fucking him

bluegirl55.bsky.social•20 days ago

Oh, did putin find the 11780 votes?

cabanaboy.bsky.social•19 days ago

that does sound
Perfect for Putin his boss

glenallen2010.bsky.social•19 days ago

It's not likely Orange Man sat there for 45 mins, he probably had one of his chumps like Musk do it.

terrierlover.bsky.social•19 days ago

I think he is dumb enough to stay on the line 45 minutes. lol

aspaghettimonster.bsky.social•19 days ago

You just love it when totalitarian regimes disrespect America. Got it.

j-mo1.bsky.social•20 days ago

Just what does Putin have on trump?

vovoem.bsky.social•19 days ago

What a loser

marv-schlocter.bsky.social•20 days ago

Putin has Trumps number. He’s showing him who is more powerful and Trump is too stupid to see it.

thelumpybunny.bsky.social•19 days ago

That must have pissed him off. Delicious

tomculross.bsky.social•20 days ago

Enough with th exaggerations!

It was only 32 minutes.

dcoventry.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'm disappointed to learn that it was only 45 minutes.

I'd heard it was 2 hours.

Whatever it was, it was a clear and unmistakable message about who was the daddy and who was the child.

jackmalloy.bsky.social•19 days ago

Elon’s little x told him off in front of the world. T is a child even among children.

mk8299.bsky.social•19 days ago

I know it's satire but... girl, he's just not that into you 🤣🤣🤣

terrierlover.bsky.social•19 days ago

lol

geometricrazor.bsky.social•19 days ago

...and he sat there on hold like the bitch he is.

free2bfree.bsky.social•19 days ago

truepathnonx.bsky.social•19 days ago

Trump proving how much of a subservient he is to Putin.

cairistionaaoidh.bsky.social•19 days ago

Love that !

calvinbrooksblue.bsky.social•19 days ago

Trump is Putins puppet

cairistionaaoidh.bsky.social•19 days ago

Exactly that !

nqusa.bsky.social•19 days ago

So weak….we look weak as a nation….smmfh

hiscox8.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

rosiemog.bsky.social•20 days ago

I do so hope this is true 🤞

jimd17.bsky.social•19 days ago

Hahaha

mostrikitik.bsky.social•19 days ago

Because that’s what lapdogs do: they wait until their master releases them.

rh616.bsky.social•20 days ago

no respect

babooshka8.bsky.social•20 days ago

Undermining office of Presidency and elevating anger are purposeful strategies used by Russia & China. Diplomacy and attempts too wedge Russia away from China will not work. Strength through supporting Ukraine FULLY and not alienating NATO, allies and The West will be fruitful. Trust experts please

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