*Trump and Elon arrive with several large trucks*
*Hours pass, people are seen loading trucks*
*Trucks leave*
*Trump emerges*
"Fort Knox is empty. I couldn't believe it either folks, but it's true. There's nothing in there."
*Hours pass, people are seen loading trucks*
*Trucks leave*
*Trump emerges*
"Fort Knox is empty. I couldn't believe it either folks, but it's true. There's nothing in there."
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Acyn
Trump on DOGE: We’re going to go into Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there. You know that? We’re going to go into Fort Knox. You know about that? We hope everything is fine with Fort Knox. But we’re going to go to Fort Knox and make sure the gold is still there.
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He’s gonna get there, it’ll already be gone, he’ll have this urgent massive press conference “OMG THEY STOLE OUR GOLD!” and then congrats WW3 over something Trump misunderstood.
It’s a stupid coup might as well have a stupid war.