This so-called "Cornucopia" is a pathetic attempt at a urinal, the very embodiment of style over substance, and anyone choosing that for their pissery is a jacknape you CANNOT trust with anything! Woe to the "Cornucopia" users, for you have no horn of plenty, you have but urine on your floors.
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CC: Brutalism in urination, at least in tone, if not actual brutalism because it's not concrete. It could be.
Cornu: I'm sorry what. You will piss all over everything. Is this a Carnival game? A jape? A jest?
Nautilus: This name seems utterly daft, but not terrible. Swaggy, largely useful.
No love for the Grundle?