(making small talk with my crush at the littles' daycare) Oh, you've got dinosaurs on your diaper? That's pretty bold. Yeah, you know I'm more of a Tykables man myself. (awkward pause) So do you come to this changing table often?
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My crush: What was that? I couldn't hear you.
Me (panicking): I SAID YOUR DIAPER SMELLS SHITTY!
*Toddles away in fear*