delete your accounts. shut down your computer. leave your house. walk for several days. find yourself in a mysterious desert. encounter a wizened old lizard sunbathing on a rock. listen to his advice. try not to jack off to his enormous lizard titties. remember to drink water - ThreadSky

angelic.style • 78 days ago

delete your accounts. shut down your computer. leave your house. walk for several days. find yourself in a mysterious desert. encounter a wizened old lizard sunbathing on a rock. listen to his advice. try not to jack off to his enormous lizard titties. remember to drink water

Comments

thelibraryces.bsky.social•78 days ago

I licked the lizard what do I do now

angelic.style•78 days ago

whatever you desire

hallucinating.bsky.social•77 days ago

as a frequent desert explorer

second to last sentence is key

kindasortamaebe.bsky.social•78 days ago

alternatively ride a motorcycle

kindasortamaebe.bsky.social•78 days ago

it does so much for me
i went out in it today after like weeks for reasons and it feels like it revitalized me

angelic.style•78 days ago

this is in my list of goals for myself

poolontheruf.gg•78 days ago

this is the true pro tip for mental health. until you tip it over at less than walking speed when you’re leaving the climbing gym and your ego may never recover

kindasortamaebe.bsky.social•78 days ago

it happens to the best of us 🫂

saltpepperkelly.bsky.social•69 days ago

(and take your meds)

gratefuldavid.bsky.social•78 days ago

Done! What next?

mwsl.bsky.social•78 days ago

Isn't that how Mormonism started?

handle.invalid•78 days ago

Will he at least let me flick the nipple?

mara.meangirls.online•78 days ago

this sounds like advice from Jack Parsons

trashbuff.lol•77 days ago

I always fail at the last part

valerie.is.eepy.now•78 days ago

Instructions unclear. I drank the lizard.

guttergreedking.bsky.social•77 days ago

this is like the gom jabbar from dune but harder

heroesofcrash.bsky.social•78 days ago

🎶 Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down;
Drop it in a 43-fooot ho-ole in the ground;
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine;
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were onLIIIIIIIIIINE!!! 🎶

https://youtu.be/zvfD5rnkTws?si=9gXmdJ0ML9ea1dPU