Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Translator: The cup is half full/half empty/partially filled/semi full/half drunk (?check?)/mostly gone [FIX IN NEXT DRAFT]
Reposted from Amber Sparks
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Literary fiction writer: The cup is depressed, is in the middle of a messy divorce, and hasn’t spoken to its father in years

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