“I took a £32,000 all expenses paid trip to visit Donald Trump in the US, courtesy of a multi-million pound Reform UK donor, in order to represent Clacton on the world stage”
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I remember the last time I visited Clacton, the people are so friendly. One girl shared her milkshake with me. You should visit Donald.
You should visit Pennsylvania Nigel, they share bullets there, I was just saying to the Secret Service, they are so kind here, they'll be the death of me.
I know I’m naive about material things but HTF does 3 days in the US = £32k?? He allegedly was there from 17-19 July
I sincerely hope these figures trigger a revision in governance laws
Even Bob would have a hard time selling that one, and he's the man who got David Mitchell to believe Chris Rea showed him how to break an egg into his bath.
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You should visit Pennsylvania Nigel, they share bullets there, I was just saying to the Secret Service, they are so kind here, they'll be the death of me.
(They didn't meet)
I sincerely hope these figures trigger a revision in governance laws
Re: Farage, his thirst for relevance could be quenched with a few milkshakes? 🥤