my renter’s insurance guy sent me a birthday card with a list of facts about my birth year (and me) and idk about that last one todd - ThreadSky

clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social • 5 days ago

my renter’s insurance guy sent me a birthday card with a list of facts about my birth year (and me) and idk about that last one todd

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formergregsamsa.bsky.social•5 days ago

You're younger than me and I am certain I haven't slept 103.6 thousand hours yet. Are these supposed to be quality hours sleep, or like sorta muddling thru restless sleep where you hallucinate as if you're dreaming but it's really just sleep deprivation but in bed?

clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social•5 days ago

i could easily sleep 103.6 thousand hours

formergregsamsa.bsky.social•5 days ago

I would happily do it now and I envy you. Four hours a night average for me though--I sleep like an 80ish year old grandmother.

warrenterra.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh no have you been slacking on your milk consumption?

very-simple.com•5 days ago

I think that blinking thing is also not considering how often you may get into a staring match with your cat.

Happy Birthday!

realdeepstate.bsky.social•5 days ago

Happy 37th!

gerdduerner.bsky.social•5 days ago

Who the hell counted all that?

And, I think it's bit creepy he seems to know that much about your sleeping hours...

smadin.net•5 days ago

to be completely honest I would not, in general, want any of my insurance agents sending me birthday cards

clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social•5 days ago

i would agree but the facts are lowkey fun tbh

smadin.net•5 days ago

also happy birthday!

clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social•5 days ago

thank u it’s in one week

wentrogue.bsky.social•5 days ago

🥛

avalosmama.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not my lactose intolerant self. 😂 I read this is Allstate, and now I’m waiting for mine in October! Happy birthday, by the way!

bfishbfish.bsky.social•5 days ago

Do you also have State Farm

clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social•5 days ago

allstate

clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social•5 days ago

rebecca does your insurance company do this too

bfishbfish.bsky.social•3 days ago

They send us Christmas and birthday cards

clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social•3 days ago

Thank you, @patentboi.bsky.social was acting like this is unheard of

carlosharwith.bsky.social•5 days ago

dolomitemick.bsky.social•5 days ago

You’re only slightly older than me!

laurasaurus.bsky.social•5 days ago

There’s gotta be a Milky Georg out there pulling that number up.

billywm.bsky.social•5 days ago

It's 22 gallons a year. I used to drink a gallon a week in my teens but I think it's probably including anything with milk like cheese and baked goods

absolutely-not.bsky.social•5 days ago

sorry this is me unfortunately

laurasaurus.bsky.social•5 days ago

~180 gallons the first year, ~90 the second… idk maybe it’s possible.

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