The English alphabet is wrong. You missed this. Your parents missed this. Our ancestors all the way back to 700 BC missed this. I am the first person to notice this, making me a once in 2.7 MILLENNIA genius. I'll try to put this in simple enough words that even your puny brains can understand (1/26) - ThreadSky

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cart.work • 96 days ago

The English alphabet is wrong. You missed this. Your parents missed this. Our ancestors all the way back to 700 BC missed this. I am the first person to notice this, making me a once in 2.7 MILLENNIA genius. I'll try to put this in simple enough words that even your puny brains can understand (1/26)

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bushr.at•96 days ago

I love this. Reminds me of a hand-written manifesto a neighbor left my friend which (among many other ramblings) asserted that numbers were wrong. That the true name of numbers has been lost, and what you and I would call "ten" should instead be called "onety". Meaning "twelve" is `oneto two"

cart.work•96 days ago

The letter "A" is flawless and more importantly ... honest. It is exactly what it says on the tin. We could all be a bit more like "A".

cart.work•96 days ago

Sadly the ancients followed it up with what can only be described as a colossal mistake:

cart.work•96 days ago

"B" IS NOT A REAL LETTER. It is, in fact, just "E" wearing a funny hat:

cart.work•96 days ago

The ancients, not noticing their mistake, proceeded to make the same mistake with "C". Or as I like to call it ... "E" wearing a funny hat:

cart.work•96 days ago

This kicks off a sick fixation with shoving "E" down our throats over and over again. NINE TIMES in total. And we just ate it up like the dumb pigs that we are:

cart.work•96 days ago

Some combination of hubris and ignorance resulted in 13 FAKE letters in what could have and should have been an honest and true alphabet:

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