Did the United States Military make it rain??? - ThreadSky

emilystjams.bsky.social • 26 days ago

Did the United States Military make it rain???

Can’t wait to find out what this is about, including the emergency powers reference.

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ron1963.bsky.social•25 days ago

Yes, they've been testing the technology with drones flying over New Jersey, next they will be making snow cones, take that Russia and Rita's.

thedeliciousmeats.bsky.social•26 days ago

Not unless they went to a strip club, no.

amockingbird.bsky.social•26 days ago

Under this administration, I think that’s a requirement for every deployment. Anyone who refuses to go gets court martialled for being woke.

saoirsens.bsky.social•26 days ago

they finally got their hands on the democrats weather machines

emilystjams.bsky.social•26 days ago

Somehow a country simultaneously run by horrible people who've been dreaming about completely dismantling the entirety of our civil society and federal government since time immemorial and also your dad yelling at the TV.

ellgre.bsky.social•26 days ago

This is the sickest thing … he’s totally crazy.

mixmastermike76.bsky.social•26 days ago

Wow. Must be nice to shout whatever and think it’s reality. Trump is dangerous that way.

Not sure how we could have sent water south apart from a military water truck caravan. The closest thing Oregon was doing was sending water via the Klamath River.

drsleeps.bsky.social•26 days ago

I’m envisioning a gigantic faucet somewhere near Truckee

chacha1847.bsky.social•26 days ago

I was thinking Crescent City, but either works

chacha1847.bsky.social•26 days ago

Bay Area doesn't have any rain forecast till next week, so

chacha1847.bsky.social•26 days ago

Overnight the forecast updated to predict rain on Friday now. The only possible conclusion is Dear Leader controls the weather now.

racacoonie.bsky.social•26 days ago

What the fuck is he talking about

nd-mama.bsky.social•26 days ago

And my dad and mom just slurp this 💩 right up bc they just believe him at face value. Crazy.

buckrawheat.bsky.social•26 days ago

I mean if you know how they make out at strip clubs in military towns...

wiki58.bsky.social•26 days ago

He must have executive ordered the military to coerce Paul Bunyan to turn on that great big tap.

jonathaneby.bsky.social•26 days ago

Either that, or Newsom let Trump turn a giant spigot in front of the press.

banjo99.bsky.social•26 days ago

That’s just the sec def ordering troops to break environmental laws on U.S. soil in his first full day in the office

pixprin.bsky.social•26 days ago

No, it was the faucet. YOU KNOW, the giant faucet that sits between our 51st state and Washington state? They also built some rivers and stuff like right through the democratic wastelands to get the water down to LA. Overnight. You know, in the dark.

redjohanna3.bsky.social•26 days ago

So now he is Aquaman? WTF

jules.tgirl.gay•26 days ago

unless he believes in the conspiracies about haarp (i wouldn't put that past him), i'm having trouble wrapping my mind around this one.

nunocarvalho.bsky.social•26 days ago

This is real?!?! 🤣

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