Breaking: #SCOTUS unanimously holds that only American companies have the right to spy on you and sell your secrets. #Satire - ThreadSky

lawprofblawg.bsky.social • 42 days ago

Breaking: #SCOTUS unanimously holds that only American companies have the right to spy on you and sell your secrets.

#Satire

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sportshotchris.bsky.social•42 days ago

I mean of all high-profile decisions from this SCOTUS, I feel like this one is probably the one that most previous courts would have also made.

infoministry.bsky.social•42 days ago

ZUCK is going be buying a bigger gold chain…

tigertux.bsky.social•42 days ago

Exactly...

hairygooseberry.bsky.social•42 days ago

I don't know about satire in this instance, I thought the US Govt agencies had access to folks data, which was why meta et al set up data centers in Ireland.
If TikTok deny Chinese state involvement not credible, why is Meta et al denial of US Govt agencies access credible?

jimc5.bsky.social•42 days ago

Is this satire or just a paraphrasing?

bebeskymy.bsky.social•42 days ago

US froths in the mouth & screams freedom of speech abuse when China bans their citizens fr using non-Chinese apps. Now US is trying to upstage China to ban its citizens from using non-US apps. Who is the biggest hypocrite? US wants to stop their citizens fr other views than fr their MSM eg FOX, CNN🤦‍♀️

skynet7.bsky.social•42 days ago

Right

northhaven.bsky.social•42 days ago

Agree with everything in your post except the #Satire

lchristel.bsky.social•42 days ago

Musk can spread misinformation on X but not Xi on Tik Tok.

miropo.bsky.social•42 days ago

😂

stefentower.bsky.social•42 days ago

Lots of truth in this satire.

hannahlindy.bsky.social•42 days ago

Do we really need the satire tag on this one 🥲

quinnwardwrites.bsky.social•42 days ago

This is what the headline should be because it's more accurate. The "national security threat" is actually that TikTok has proven successful in disseminating accurate information and mobilizing people to take action when the government screws up.

420attychicago.bsky.social•42 days ago

USA! USA!

cactusjackpine.bsky.social•42 days ago

The US constitution prevents that. Government could pass disinformation laws but there's no way in hell that Maga is going to kill its meal ticket.

annieopopoagie.bsky.social•42 days ago

Still better than China having them. 🙄

proflcb.bsky.social•42 days ago

Babe, satire is when it’s not true

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