Hey, guess what, you all need to calm down. We have the very best HHS person on the job for pandemics that might need a new vaccine. #Satire www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi... - ThreadSky

lawprofblawg.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Hey, guess what, you all need to calm down. We have the very best HHS person on the job for pandemics that might need a new vaccine.

#Satire

https://www.newsweek.com/new-coronavirus-bat-chinese-lab-2034232

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dieselheart77.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Buy. Masks/TP. Now.

susanestaniszewski.bsky.social•45 minutes ago

We're all in trouble, even if we don't die

dm-author.bsky.social•22 hours ago

🤬

iluvsushi.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Here we go again. To all the moron christians who voted for Trump gfys with this new strain of covid.

rogersherman.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Thank you. I was down to sticks and seeds again.
Wait!
WTF did Elon Muck just due?

magenta-rose.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Great that's what we need! Another corona virus, but without vaccines this time. GTFO of the White House Trump! I mean Big Top! Clown!

beowolf5548.bsky.social•12 hours ago

https://youtu.be/P_XdtAQXnGE?si=0Uk7siCpuuTrc03o

ediot99.bsky.social•1 day ago

devikk.bsky.social•19 hours ago

And will require all of the researchers at the NIH other institutions where these fools applied their small appendage compensatory wrecking ball moves.

bepatient.bsky.social•18 hours ago

King Corona is back in office

summerlilac.bsky.social•19 hours ago

oh goodness the funniest shit could happen

yankee-tick.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Best comment ever.

pantz68.bsky.social•1 day ago

The curse is real. New administration, new pandemic….
#Trumpcurse

elizaabethlawmom.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I'm sure one of Musk's 19 yr. old DOGE interns is all over this.
#Satire

normancockwell2.bsky.social•7 hours ago

mr7077.bsky.social•1 day ago

fsquared.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bat, Shit, Crazy . . . pick any 3.

madatu.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Fauci or RFK gee it is close!

Man you are so fucked if it is true, Trump will kill 10’s millions with his DUI hires.

salima18-06.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😱😱😱

lady1000.bsky.social•22 hours ago

We are so screwed...

turk85.bsky.social•22 hours ago

We we're screwed 🤔

wethepeoplestill.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Trump will go this time

papillonbleu89.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Trust RFK Jr to keep us safe. We are in the best hands.

frstevenclark.bsky.social•19 hours ago

here we go again. .

ecobiotechphil.bsky.social•10 hours ago

For sure 😁😆😂.... 😑😓

kv417.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bloody hell.

magatsayswhat.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Remind MAGAts they hate vaccines

sunnyhippies.bsky.social•17 hours ago

txfreebyrd.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I’m sure eating organic road kill will make you immune. 🙄

ginabobina1977.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I hope this bat bites RFK. No vaccine for you, dieeee!

opiecrider23.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Yes, & a few others!!

edsplace.bsky.social•13 hours ago

We probably did that.

shanecsmith.bsky.social•23 hours ago

The best part of this article is at the bottom. Apparently germ theory is leftist propaganda.

lawprofblawg.bsky.social•23 hours ago

That ultra leftist economic times.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/another-pandemic-china-scientists-discover-new-bat-coronavirus-hku5-cov-2-that-poses-risk-of-animal-to-human-transmission/articleshow/118453245.cms?from=mdr

ajboyack.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I’m sorry but…

Fucking hell!

lawprofblawg.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Yes, I keep forgetting that potential and actual pandemics are biased.

shanecsmith.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Pandemics, like reality, have a known liberal bias.

n3rdopolis.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Yeah, I have a bone to pick with Newsweek. That is the default state of the meter if you don't interact with it.

Very very VERY misleading UI from Newsweek, as they do it on ALL their articles, as it does not reflect how other users are ranking it, until you interact ith it.

winterpancake.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Also the conflation of political spectrum and honesty???

earthling64.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Trump knows more about epidemiology than anyone. He's a natural. Biggly.

ryderofchaos.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Looks like it's time for round 2 of darwanism to work it's magic on the Trump cult population

theactualbrian.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Best case, large pharmaceutical corporations will still develop a vaccine and insurance companies will cover it, but at taxpayer expense and we'll sink deeper and deeper into debt with nothing to show for it.

Worst case, they won't try without government funding and we die in the streets, alone.

guitarnut.bsky.social•13 hours ago

This one?
Ot the second one?

paulinemontagna.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Now can we put that whole 'it was created in a lab' furphy to bed?

turk85.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Newsweek 😂😂😂😂

suzuspetals.bsky.social•18 hours ago

We should all stock up on masks.

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