Me: C'mere, I have a secret for you.
Friend: *scooches over*
Me: Closer
Friend: *gets closer*
Me: Cloooooser
Friend: *is now touching me*
Me: *whispering* I, well now I guess it's "we," have leprosy.
Friend: *scooches over*
Me: Closer
Friend: *gets closer*
Me: Cloooooser
Friend: *is now touching me*
Me: *whispering* I, well now I guess it's "we," have leprosy.
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