Saw this and thought how can you hurt a wizard without wasting any weapons..
Came up with:
"Your robe is so last season"
"Is that your mum's scrying orb"
"Call that a beard?"
I'd need to do a deep-dive of the archives (they've made thousands of items) but I'm sure there's some kind of cursed stitch remover or something to rip you a new one.
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Came up with:
"Your robe is so last season"
"Is that your mum's scrying orb"
"Call that a beard?"
Wizard: D:
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