NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting the Mets spending. In an email obtained by the @natlinquirer.bsky.social, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely & even contract termination for players & staff.
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Lemonparty had nothing on this.
Burn it with fire
Besides, everybody knows Mr. Filth prefers the Yankees.