a season of white lotus about a mid-level bureaucrat who takes a long-awaited vacation to a resort in mexico only to discover that she’s been named the acting administrator of an agency that is wreaking havoc on the federal government
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Hour 1, five Mai-Tais in: Throws cellphone in ocean after 38,000 voicemails and texts.
Hour 7, later that night: Frantically looking underwater with snorkel and mask for the phone, as secret service helicopter lands and deploy everywhere *but* the beach looking for her.
Amy, on her balcony, witnesses a cybertruck careening down the beach taking out the cabana bar, catch on fire and plunge into the waves.
That beach bar was where the hunky concierge Miguel was waiting for her—stunned—-she realizes THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL HER for not answering Elon’s email.
You’re right!
Scene: Self driving Cybertruck jumps promenade, bursts into flames in mid air landing on cabana bar’s palm leaf roof. Hunky Miguel saves the all Canadian hotel guests before becoming trapped in the flames trying to convince a group wearing red hats that they are in a real fire
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Cutting back to her as she dons her resort robe and shimmies down the balcony disappearing into the suite below as Dan Borgnino breaks down the door and leaving them to stand face to face over the intwined bodies of Kash Patel and Sarah Palin.
Definitely tracks the secret admin just happens to be a woman - and if there was someone with additional minority statuses to name, they would have because who better to blame their messes on?
Jennifer Coolidge would be perfect as a gov. employee at a resort in Mexico who discovers she is the supposed "head" of DOGE. But, they have to get rid of her before she leaves, leading to her screaming, "Those MAGAs, they're trying to kill me!"
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Hour 7, later that night: Frantically looking underwater with snorkel and mask for the phone, as secret service helicopter lands and deploy everywhere *but* the beach looking for her.
Location: A room in a Mexican resort.
Cue "the administrator" on a video call being told of her new position back in Washington DC.
Scene 2
The newly appointed "Administrator" on a call to the hotel's room service ordering a bottle of tequila & requesting a bottle of tranquilizers.
Thank you
Bingo card.
It take 3 years for each series!
But - great idea!
Asking for a friend…
Who could make this up?
That beach bar was where the hunky concierge Miguel was waiting for her—stunned—-she realizes THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL HER for not answering Elon’s email.
Scene: Self driving Cybertruck jumps promenade, bursts into flames in mid air landing on cabana bar’s palm leaf roof. Hunky Miguel saves the all Canadian hotel guests before becoming trapped in the flames trying to convince a group wearing red hats that they are in a real fire
/1
Miguel emerges hunky in tattered shirt and singed hair. He holds 5 red hats and hands them to the police.
“I tried to save them” he says “they wouldn’t listen.”
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