Ok there’s like 5k of you now So like If I wanted to crowd surf Yall would catch me right??? - ThreadSky

sumisune.bsky.social•22 days ago

I think with how big some of them are you wouldn't even have to worry about hitting the ground in any capacity

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aspiffygoat.bsky.social•22 days ago

maam its gonna take a lot more than 5000 people to catch your enormity

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

Aww

You think so?~
Thank you Spiffy 🧡🥰

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dogofcatarina.bsky.social•22 days ago

Either get squished by Maple or help out with the surfing ? Sounds like a win-win to me...

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rounderrobyn.bsky.social•23 days ago

I'm sure as hell gonna try!

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adamender.bsky.social•22 days ago

I can only promise to try.

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stacpac.bsky.social•23 days ago

On todays mythbusters, can a regular sized furry catch a macro skyscraper sized furry

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

The regular sized furry needs to be extremely fat…
Then

AND ONLY THEN I THINK ITLL WORK

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sn8kdumpy.bsky.social•22 days ago

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hornyviana.bsky.social•22 days ago

Sure

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cielwolfy2.bsky.social•22 days ago

Good thing I've been going to the gym! BRING IT ON!!! >:D

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

I weigh like 90,000² tons

I hope that’s ok! ;; 🧡💦

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carnesupremo.bsky.social•22 days ago

Oh, that's all? We got this, no worries.

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

🧡💦
I knew I can trust in yall ✨

I’m ready to be carried everywhere!!

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hornyviana.bsky.social•22 days ago

A challenge I see? Nah I'd win

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

I’ll pray for you…

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hornyviana.bsky.social•22 days ago

Nah, I'm him

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

I didn’t say you couldn’t

Just that I would pray for you

🧡✨

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krollmeister.bsky.social•22 days ago

might get smooshed under your raccoon softness the first few times but im up for the challenge

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kibblesyourbits.bsky.social•22 days ago

That’s fine, one of the main reasons I work out is for moments like this 😌

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

Then let’s test that progress!!

I think I’d be a suitable test for you 🧡

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kibblesyourbits.bsky.social•22 days ago

Heck yee, you'll be perfect to test my limits!
Let's do it 😤💙

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queenkaijupixel.bsky.social•22 days ago

Oh no problem at all. I could use the pump~

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

I twirl my hair
Gosh 💦💦💦

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queenkaijupixel.bsky.social•22 days ago

Using you as overhead lifts, grunting and sweating, calling you such a big heavy girl~ But you're starting to get a little light. Maybe its snack time~

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

Goooshh 💦💦💦

Oh mygoodness you have no idea how much I blushed reading this

Happy to eat anything you wanna give me tbh 🧡💦
👉👈

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funnynopon.bsky.social•22 days ago

Some of us may dissapear into your navel, never to be seen again, and that's a very hot risk which I'm willing to take

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switchy.fatgirl.gay•22 days ago

I'm sure I can handle that, if not, then I will just get squished

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

I believe in you!!

I respect the attempt!

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ihadwadahdhaw.bsky.social•22 days ago

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maplemash.bsky.social•23 days ago

Please say yes

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vanessadementa.bsky.social•23 days ago

💜: Yes, darling~

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krollmeister.bsky.social•23 days ago

yes

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mushiimush.bsky.social•23 days ago

Yes<3

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funnynopon.bsky.social•23 days ago

Who could say no?~ 💙

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pureferret.bsky.social•23 days ago

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solexdraconov.bsky.social•22 days ago

Depending on who is in the crowd, I'm sure one or two could hold you up on their own. =p

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foxsistas.bsky.social•23 days ago

💙 I'll do my very best!!

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maplemash.bsky.social•22 days ago

I BELIEVE IN YALL ;W; 🧡

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lo-fiouppydog.bsky.social•23 days ago

I would even if it was only me 🐶💖💗💖💗💖

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owloflarge.bsky.social•23 days ago

it's not a matter of if we'd catch you, because yes of course crowd surfing is RAD

it's more a matter of if you're actually surfing or rolling over everyone with the crowd becoming an accordion

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