*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied. - ThreadSky

boogtweets.bsky.social • 87 days ago

*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied.

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lemancha.bsky.social•85 days ago

you mean to tell me that the man who owns slaves would ignore bullying? whats next? are you gonna tell us he's not real? 🤣

parentball.bsky.social•87 days ago

Oh, he nose

boogtweets.bsky.social•87 days ago

Get outta here

parentball.bsky.social•87 days ago

purplelemons.dev•87 days ago

Rudolph was a tiger?

anxious-polarbear.bsky.social•87 days ago

Santa is a lot like God, if you think about it.

pbard.bsky.social•83 days ago

Sounds like something Boomhower would say 😂

notagback5.bsky.social•87 days ago

dylwin123.bsky.social•87 days ago

they're not kids ya goober, they're calves.

yorkdukeyork.bsky.social•87 days ago

Kids. Not reindeer.

yorkdukeyork.bsky.social•87 days ago

There was a magical moose that was responsible for policing morality in all your cervids, but it was killed by the wolf that escorts canids to the afterlife.

grandana.bsky.social•87 days ago

* Snatches the cig, takes a deep drag* You don't wanna know, how he got that red nose *Shudders, takes another drag. Hand you it back*

hot-coconut.bsky.social•87 days ago

Would the right consider Rudolph a DEI hire?

In any case, better a red nose than a brown nose lol

cjdarr05.bsky.social•81 days ago

bro its literally a kids movie it aint that deep lol

arundir.bsky.social•86 days ago

skintz.bsky.social•86 days ago

The story of Rudolph is the most toxic shit.

"You're a disabled burden except for when it might be helpful for us."

proudrebelscum.bsky.social•87 days ago

TBF, Santa bullied him too.

liberallibrarian.bsky.social•87 days ago

Motherfucker was an enabler.

zendarva.bsky.social•86 days ago

You know, i'd never considered this.. but you have a really good point.

jjnsaint.bsky.social•86 days ago

Spoiler alert: there was no fog. Santa just wanted to redeem Rudolph in the eyes of the other reindeer.

surprisedface.bsky.social•85 days ago

DRAG HIM, BOOG

ffinlo.bsky.social•86 days ago

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus should step down.

He saw Rudolph's plight,
And the bullying fight,
But didn't step in,
To make things right,
Santa Claus knew all along.

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