My partner always falls asleep before me at night so I like to cup my farts in my hand and put them over their nose. Always makes me laugh when their nose starts twitching. - ThreadSky

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fesshole.bsky.social • 106 days ago

My partner always falls asleep before me at night so I like to cup my farts in my hand and put them over their nose. Always makes me laugh when their nose starts twitching.

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lee.alwayspushtheroll.com•106 days ago

That you, Queen Camilla?

unrealt87.bsky.social•106 days ago

alanpbourke.bsky.social•106 days ago

Honestly mum, it's very unbecoming of a woman in her 70s

draconacticus.bsky.social•106 days ago

It's always these microagressions in relationships that de flatus.

lilsausagefactory.bsky.social•106 days ago

My cat likes to sleep under my duvet and I take great delight in farting then waiting to see how long it takes for him to emerge. 🐈‍⬛💨

thcairns.bsky.social•105 days ago

Don't want to be a buzz kill but pretty sure you can't smell when you're asleep - this is why we have smoke alarms.

vivaf1.bsky.social•106 days ago

🎶
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a handful of the wind

benbelcher.bsky.social•106 days ago

I know this is BlueSky not X, but gendered pronouns are still allowed.

I need to know if this is a man cupcaking a woman, or vice versa. Both are humorous, but in different ways.

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